Dear anon,
Happy topless Tuesday.
Love, Lauren.
Meow. Xoxo. lol, judge me idgaf.
Ps, NO creepy messages in my inbox. Don’t be that guy. Much appreciated.
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I just returned home from Lake Cumberland, KY and let me just start out by saying i’ve never enjoyed a shower more in my life than i did today. After being coated in beer, vodka, tequila, sweat, piss, poop, vomit, spider webs, dirt, squished bugs, grease, whipped cream, ketchup, bbq sauce, sugar, and saliva for 3 days, i feel like a new man. The trip was definitely everything i expected it to be, and i would like to share some of what happened:
Some of these events i witnessed, some heard from others
-big/little ceremony and the tasty cocktail that the pledges had to drink, including but not limited to condiments, spit, lake water, every alcohol possible, and probably some piss
-keg stands using the coolers
-10 person orgies in the hot tubs while surrounded by people
-2 people falling off the roof of the boat
-passing out on the hot tub and party barge
-straight and gay body shots with whatever was edible/drinkable
-skinny dipping at 2 am
- aquadumps/pooping in the lake
-pissing on the waterslides
-3rd degree sunburns
-frozen hot dogs inserted into people’s anal cavities
-vomitting off the side of the boat and then falling into it
- swinging from the ceiling of the party barge
-shotgunning beers at 5 am
-WE HIT TURBULENCE
-water raft beer bonging
-coulter bonging lake water
-billy thayer bonging a beer with a fish in the funnel
-sarah pissing herself on the party barge
-janette, brant, and cody putting dresses on blacked out people
-girls pissing in frat lav’s tent
-lake showers (pointless, its basically piss anyway)
-tyler falling asleep in his poop spot
-konner waking up with sharpie dicks on his face and ketchup on his back
LET’S GET WEIRD
What can I say, I love California. Illustration from 1913 “I Love You California” sheet music. Music by Abraham Frankenstein. Second tattoo from Daniel Bonara at Twelve 28 Tattoo.
During a math test.
| Me: | my answer = 23 |
| Answer choices: | 170, 195, 264, 362 |
| Me: | well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer. |
